The Brits should be afraid, very, afraid, for the Karen\u2019s, the space aliens, and other communists have taken over their country.\u00a0 This just goes to show how far the UK government has fallen into the cesspool of insanity.\u00a0 Tobacco helped create the healthiest generations the world has ever seen.\u00a0 Now the bacteria and viruses will take over your bodies.\u00a0 You will get fat.\u00a0 Your hearts will rot. Soon, you will no longer to be able to even get out of your chairs.\u00a0 You will just be able to sit there drooling, watching and listening to the government\u2019s insidiously evil propaganda while your brain cells decay the same as if you had been bitten by a zombie.<\/p>\n

And worse.\u00a0 Much worse.\u00a0 You will no longer be able to see the sexy and cool people leaning up against walls, and telephone poles, while they\u00a0 take drags on their smokes and blow rings of smoke from their beautiful lips.\u00a0 Without tobacco you will no longer even desire kissing those lips.\u00a0 It is a known fact that the reason so many men now need Viagra to get their dicks hard is because they no longer smoke.<\/p>\n

Imagine no longer being able to smoke while you jog\u00a0 into your local salad bar.\u00a0 It is a tragedy.\u00a0 It is tragedy that did not have to happen.<\/p>\n

But let us sing a patriotic song to those brave young men and women who will risk it all, to defy the law, and help you get your tobacco and rolling paper so you can stay healthy and horny.\u00a0 Defy the communist.\u00a0 Just say no to the pieces of shit in your government who pass laws to not only take your rights away, but complicit in the murder conspiracy to take your smokes away.\u00a0 Make no mistake, these evil people in your government want you to die sad, and unhealthy while they pretend, \u201cIt is for your own good.\u201d<\/p>\n

You know damned well that the monsters in your government who tell you that you can\u2019t smoke, secretly congregate in backrooms, puffing away.\u00a0 They are all a bunch of god damn hypocrites.<\/p>\n

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Article written by mmchuck.\u00a0 I might be serious.\u00a0 I might be silly.\u00a0 Only the space aliens know for sure.<\/p>\n

How you can support me. Click the picture.<\/p>\n

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