{"id":1407,"date":"2026-07-05T22:12:35","date_gmt":"2026-07-05T22:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mmchuck.com\/m\/?p=1407"},"modified":"2026-07-05T22:12:35","modified_gmt":"2026-07-05T22:12:35","slug":"ballad-of-rainy-crawfish-jones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mmchuck.com\/m\/2026\/07\/05\/ballad-of-rainy-crawfish-jones\/","title":{"rendered":"Ballad of Rainy Crawfish Jones"},"content":{"rendered":"<body><div class=\"pbs-main-wrapper\"><p>Inspired by my eBook:<\/p>\n<h1 class=\"product_title entry-title\">Chuck\u2019s Mystery Western: Who Killed Douglas Heimer<\/h1>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Ballad of Rainy Crawfish Jones\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dtV_MrgXrRk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Lyrics are by me Charles Peters<br>\nSinging and Music are by suno.com AI<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Ballad of Rainy Crawfish Jones\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 1]<br>\nWell, the road to Lasso was a ribbon of clay,<br>\nRain kept fallin\u2019 all the livelong day.<br>\nAn Appaloosa mare named Mazer picked her way along,<br>\nCarryin\u2019 Rainy Crawfish Jones where he\u2019d been gone too long.<br>\nHis hat was pulled low, his duster soaked through,<br>\nThat muddy trail remembered everything he\u2019d do.<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 2]<br>\nHenry Oaks stood easy by a weathered porch post,<br>\nAt Mr. Pup\u2019s Saloon where the whiskey flowed most.<br>\nGood-lookin\u2019 in blue jeans with a holster on his side,<br>\nA slow cigar burnin\u2019 with a devil\u2019s kind of pride.<br>\nSheriff Danny Perkins rocked back in his chair,<br>\nYoung enough for dreams, old enough to care.<\/p>\n<p>[Chorus]<br>\nIn Lasso, Kansas, where the dust and memories meet,<br>\nEvery stranger leaves a story on that lonely street.<br>\nSome are bought with silver, some are paid with pain,<br>\nSome ride out in sunshine, some ride home in rain.<br>\nThe cards keep turnin\u2019, the old songs never change,<br>\nLife can feel like heaven\u2026 till somebody calls your name.<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 3]<br>\nThe sheriff tipped his hat and grinned just a little wide.<br>\n\u201cRainy, I ran you out about this time last year,\u201d he cried.<br>\nRainy laughed and answered, \u201cSheriff, that\u2019s all gone.<br>\nThat\u2019s last year\u2019s water under the bridge and drifted on.\u201d<br>\nDanny shook his head. \u201cSeems you\u2019re forgettin\u2019 then\u2026<br>\nYou also left this town after killin\u2019 two good men.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 4]<br>\nRainy shrugged his shoulders. \u201cIt was fair from where I stood.<br>\nThey drew before I answered, and I reckon that ain\u2019t good.<br>\nI ain\u2019t come to raise no trouble, I ain\u2019t come to boast.<br>\nJust lookin\u2019 for a lady and a little friendly toast.\u201d<br>\nHenry puffed his cigar through a lazy cloud of smoke.<br>\n\u201cMr. Pup\u2019s girls these days\u2019ll leave your wallet broke.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>[Verse 5]<br>\nRainy winked at Henry with a grin both sly and deep.<br>\n\u201cI figured you were cheaper than the company they keep.\u201d<br>\nThe porch erupted laughin\u2019; Henry tipped his hat.<br>\n\u201cMy brother owns another place that\u2019s better after that.\u201d<br>\nBefore another sentence ever found the evening air,<br>\nTwo bouncers stormed the doorway with a hard and ugly stare.<\/p>\n<p>[Bridge]<br>\nOne grabbed Henry\u2019s shoulder, one reached for his vest.<br>\nHenry dropped his cigar and gave \u2019em both his best.<br>\nA table hit the doorway, boots flew through the rain,<br>\nThe sheriff never moved much, just watched the whole campaign.<br>\nRainy leaned on Mazer, smiling calm and slow.<br>\nSometimes the best entertainment is another fellow\u2019s show.<\/p>\n<p>[Final Chorus]<br>\nIn Lasso, Kansas, where tomorrow ain\u2019t a vow,<br>\nEvery man gets measured by the choices he makes now.<br>\nSome are quick with pistols, some are quick with jokes,<br>\nSome survive on whiskey, some survive on hope.<br>\nRainy rode in peaceful, though the town had other plans,<br>\nThat\u2019s just another chapter in the life of western men.<\/p>\n<p>[Outro]<br>\nWhen the muddy road was moonlit and the stars began to shine,<br>\nOld Mazer pawed the ground while the church bell marked the time.<br>\nFolks still sing in Lasso when the fiddle starts to play,<br>\n\u2018Bout Rainy Crawfish Jones\u2026 and the fight at Pup\u2019s that day.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"66bPGYAVqe\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/sayata.net\/e\/product\/chucks-mystery-western-who-killed-douglas-heimer\/\">Chuck\u2019s Mystery Western: Who Killed Douglas Heimer<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; 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