Smoking will be BANNED for anyone born after 2008 as insane communist legislation clears Parliament

The Brits should be afraid, very, afraid, for the Karen’s, the space aliens, and other communists have taken over their country.  This just goes to show how far the UK government has fallen into the cesspool of insanity.  Tobacco helped create the healthiest generations the world has ever seen.  Now the bacteria and viruses will take over your bodies.  You will get fat.  Your hearts will rot. Soon, you will no longer to be able to even get out of your chairs.  You will just be able to sit there drooling, watching and listening to the government’s insidiously evil propaganda while your brain cells decay the same as if you had been bitten by a zombie.

And worse.  Much worse.  You will no longer be able to see the sexy and cool people leaning up against walls, and telephone poles, while they  take drags on their smokes and blow rings of smoke from their beautiful lips.  Without tobacco you will no longer even desire kissing those lips.  It is a known fact that the reason so many men now need Viagra to get their dicks hard is because they no longer smoke.

Imagine no longer being able to smoke while you jog  into your local salad bar.  It is a tragedy.  It is tragedy that did not have to happen.

But let us sing a patriotic song to those brave young men and women who will risk it all, to defy the law, and help you get your tobacco and rolling paper so you can stay healthy and horny.  Defy the communist.  Just say no to the pieces of shit in your government who pass laws to not only take your rights away, but complicit in the murder conspiracy to take your smokes away.  Make no mistake, these evil people in your government want you to die sad, and unhealthy while they pretend, “It is for your own good.”

You know damned well that the monsters in your government who tell you that you can’t smoke, secretly congregate in backrooms, puffing away.  They are all a bunch of god damn hypocrites.

Article written by mmchuck.  I might be serious.  I might be silly.  Only the space aliens know for sure.

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